When My Lawn Furniture Gives You an Order, You Do It

I. At Monster Bash I became very jealous of everyone that had folding lounge chairs. So when I went to Big Lots today and discovered they had folding lounge chairs in awesome bright colors, I bought four of them.

II. Earlier in the week I had occasion to use my Giant stationary and discovered there was a stencil included in the pack.

III. Also I have an assload of spraypaint in my garage.

Behold the confluence of these events:


I guess this doesn't technically count as a craft. It's more of a statement to the world that nothing is sacred, and if you don't want me to alter it, don't let me have it.

The End.