Friends! Today I bring you the most fantastic news! Prepare to be amazed and delighted!
Back before xmas after a long day at work, I arrived home to find a strange package at the door of the Underground Bunker. It was rather large and flat, and felt like cardboard. I had recently told the Cowboy that I might need a giant cardboard standup of him to put up in my cube at work, to keep this one dude from humping my leg all the time. I thought maybe he had actually done it. Then I noticed a sticker on the wrapping:
Mmm...still possible. I would definitely fondle that standup. (Apologies for the condition of the wrapping -- I actually dug it out of the trash afterwards for the pic.) Imagine my surprise when instead I found this:
A 29" cardboard dick! How wonderful! And on the back:
So glorious! Of course my BFF was 100% to blame for this. Thanks, BFF! But what powers were behind this magical item? I found an explanation:
Mr. Dick is such a gentleman! I blurred out the coupon code because I'm not sure Mr. Dick would appreciate me just willy-nilly handing it out. (Willy...tee hee...SWIDT)
If you would like to spread your own 29" of cardboard joy, you can!! And there are so many other options! Check them out here:
I think the Merry Christmas dick was a special for the holiday season, and I'm guessing they run different specials throughout the year. I don't know because I don't work for them, and I'm not being paid to promote this. I am just happy they're out there in the world. *sniff*
Ship A Dick is 100% N.U.T.S.A.C. Approved. Thanks, Ship A Dick!