Thursday, August 14, 2014

A Lovely Gift

The wonderful and talented Patti Dee sent me the most beautiful hand-stamped card:

How gorgeous is this? I love the color palette!

Knowing my addiction to patch-covered jumpsuits, Patti Dee included a couple of patches that I can't wait to use:

These are great! And if that wasn't enough, she also enclosed this gorgeous pendant:

I love it all. Thanks, Patti!!

I meant to post this sooner, but my regular March allergy/illness throat-golfball came in August this year which is super awesome, hooray, and I'm still clawing my way out of it. Special thanks to Hennessy Cognac, ibuprofen, benedryl, and honey-lemon lozenges. Extra special thanks to Netflix Instant.

Now go learn all of Patti Dee's secrets while I take a nap on the desk.

Friday, August 1, 2014

N.U.T.S.A.C. Field Report

Still putting the new Shartwork up over here:, but the very shartiest I save for you, dear reader.

Couple of promotions to announce - Former N.U.T.S.A.C. "Rookie of the Year" Chili Bowl has proven himself truly worthy of the title "Agent." Congratulations, Chili Bowl! In recognition of his diligent assclownery efforts, we presented him with this handsome plaque:

In addition, Agent Chili Bowl's brother Balzac is proving to be the top contender for N.U.T.S.A.C. "Rookie of the Year 2014." In addition to fully immersing himself in any and every N.U.T.S.A.C. mission, Balzac stays focused in his off hours, bringing assclownery, piracy, and church burnings to the good citizens of Minecraft. (Also he was super cool about me covering his room with Justin Bieber duct tape.)

To officially mark Balzac's acceptance into N.U.T.S.A.C.'s Elite Rookie Program, we were pleased to present him with this handsome plaque:

Special thanks to Friend of N.U.T.S.A.C. Brunofsky for the sweet ass alien:

You are truly doing the lord's work.

And finally, I found this beautiful lady at the new Goodwill that just opened near my house. The organization embraced her immediately. Behold, N.U.T.S.A.C. Nana!

A classy dame deserves a classy frame, so I sanded down a black one and repainted it white, failed to take a photo of that, and now her comforting cottony head guards over my studio. Hooray for Nana!!

FYI: I have taped those letters into a permanent stencil. Consider yourselves warned.