Sunday, April 4, 2010


Sometimes a "before" painting is so bad there is just no saving it. To wit:

What in the hell is this supposed to be? Potatoes? My best guess was a Totoro retirement community, but ultimately I just didn't want to put that much effort into it. So I finally just re-gessoed the whole thing and did this:

King Diamond's awesomeness is so great that any attempt to capture it results in something resembling a poor man's Metalocalypse. And I think we all know that would be a very, very poor man indeed.