Friends, I held out as long as I could. The world finally wore me down.Behold my Etsy shop.
There you will find some new sharts such as this:
and Wild Bill:
as well as many old "favorites."
I'm trying to cram as much assclownery into my shop page as possible while still meeting their requirements. Abusing the 'tag' feature will be a pleasure -- I should put "artisanal" and "curated" in every single listing. Ha. I need to remember to do that tomorrow. What else? "Burlap Pinterest Wedding" might get me some clicks.
Sigh. I'm in the belly of the beast now. At least I'm finally using that postage meter I bought like two years ago. The freedom of mailing random shit to my friends without having to visit the post office is pretty much a dream come true. #WINNING
Please visit my damn Etsy shop. Thank you.