Here's what he looked like when I found him at the junk store:


And here's what I did to him:


Here's a close up of his face:

I found this great can of spray primer in my garage and used it liberally after some light sanding. Then I painted him with regular old acrylic paint and two coats of poly. Also I rammed some nails into his neck for "realism." Beauty is pain, little man.
I don't think I've posted this painting yet. It started off like this:

It ended up like this:
This is a small painting, only 9 1/2 x 7 1/2 inches, so I don't know if you can tell, but that poor man hung himself from the tree. I tried to talk him out of it.I'm tearing up my Flickr account looking for photos of the bread box I gave Zeppo for Xmas. I'm very distressed to find that I DON'T SEEM TO HAVE ANY. Sweet shit, I cannot be trusted to do ANYTHING. I'm going to look for photos at home, which I probably do not have, and then I will demand that she give it back temporarily so I can shoot it. In the meantime, here's a photo of the baby head I have mounted on one of my cymbals:
You will of course recognize Damien from his distinctive "666" birthmark. I'll be back later when I've rounded up more photos. If that's okay with Lori.

3 comments:
Praise be to Lori for giving you a nice kick in the pants. Yay for the new creepy bust! Ha ha, I said bust.
You're a dirty little monkey.
Perfectly brilliant!
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